What I learned this week

This week I learned more about the male anatomy then I really wanted to know.

I learned that little boys DO NOT like to poop in the potty.

I learned that when told that my 16 month old may have testicular constriction I instantly thought "Oh no I won't be a grandmother." Cuz that is so in my near future... and I am completely selfish.

I learned that when a nurse tells you to go to Vanderbilt Children's ER you don't hear much else after that.

I learned that really bad diaper rash can look like testicular constriction.

I learned that my 3 year old has no problem pooping in his underpants while at the same time explaining to me that pooping in the potty is really hard and that when he is just an inch taller then he will be a big enough boy to do it.

I learned that a certain appendage of the male anatomy has to be perfectly pushed down while using the potty or I will be cleaning the bathroom floor 15 times a day.

I learned that I want new bathroom floors with cleaning said floors 15 times a day.

I learned that threatening a certain 3 year old with a suppository will do the trick to get him to poop in the potty.

I learned that there are certain time in my life that I will always remember...the day Mr. Genius proposed at the Biltmore, the day we found out we were pregnant each time, and the day that Wild Man pooped in the potty. WhooHoo!!